Article: LIFE OR DEATH DECISIONS -- SALAD DRESSING OR JANE RUSSELL

Which ones would you really, truly want to take? To your desert island, that is -- which records? (Hey, let's hold him down and pour more Thunderbird into him.)

%EC%Horrible to be cornered like that at parties and made to think about ultimate values (that's what they're after, the buggers), not to mention whether there was room on the life raft that was getting us there for a lifetime's supply of stylus cleaner (all right then, get rid of the salad dressing), and also why it is always assumed that most atolls come equipped with enough electricity to power one's Advent receiver, Thorens turntable, Nitty Gritty and so on -- to power all these, we say, long enough for one to become ...

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