Article: NO LAUGHING MATTER; Captain Ernie Blanchard was a career Coast Guard man, a credit to the uniform, until the day he stood up at a dinner and told some dirty jokes. He found himself in the treacherous waters of political correctness. And he drowned.

The jokes had worked before. In the same kind of room. On just such an occasion.

The last time Capt. Ernie Blanchard took the floor at a Bravo Company dinner, back in 1981, his audience of U.S. Coast Guard Academy cadets, honored guests and fellow officers ended up bursting into "God Bless America." The spontaneous sing-along followed his rousing speech, which followed his opening jokes, which 14 years later, on a January night in 1995 in New London, Conn., seemed to be getting mostly nervous laughs.

Then only a few embarrassed titters.

Then silence.

Blanchard moved on. The speech proved more reliable: a few sea stories, then a stirring summons to Coast Guard life delivered ...

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