Article: Baseball Sentences Itself to Hard Labor

Highly placed sources inside the negotiations have made available a copy of the proposed baseball labor agreement between players and owners. Because of the sensitive nature of the negotiations, I'm somewhat reluctant to publish the entire document. But here, word for word, is the first page of the proposed agreement:

"Twas' brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe."

(Bud, Donald, perhaps you can explain that to all of us. I'm sorry. Am I disturbing you? Are you working on something truly important -- like whether to announce game-time temperatures in Fahrenheit or Celsius?) Owners' negotiator Lewis ...

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