Article: Thank winter the armadillo isn't here

NEW ORLEANS -- The armadillos are coming.

The supermarket tabloids have been too preoccupied with White House "bimbo eruptions" and accounts of JFK visiting Jackie's grave to issue the warning, but the gravest threat since the "killer bees" is steadily moving northward.

You heard it here first: the armadillo, the only species other than man that is known to carry bacteria associated with Hansen's disease, or leprosy. To make matters worse, the beast is coming in the form of a 2-foot-long, prehistoric creature that looks like a possum wrapped in armor.

New England may be secure. "The armadillo's range appears to be limited by cold climate. It doesn't hibernate and depends on its ability to ...

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