Article: Uniformly correct

Our 14-year-old son pokes his head into our bedroom seven minutes before the school bus is due. "Seen my pants?" he'll inquire. We don't have to ask which pair. Same pair he wore yesterday, last week, last month. Same pair he'll wear tomorrow . . . and tomorrow . . . and tomorrow.

The pants go with the shirt, the shirt with the windbreaker, the windbreaker with the cap. The ensemble varies only when Mother is careless enough to pluck one item off the floor and wash it without notice. "Now what am I gonna wear?" the 14-year-old will moan in exasperation.

"You have a whole closet full of clothes," he will be reminded. "Drawers full of stuff." "That's not the point," he'll say.

You don't ask ...

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