Article: The Eyes Don't Have It

Q. Why do so many people have lousy vision? Why hasn't evolution given us better eyesight?

A. Seems to us this whole evolution business has been pretty much a waste of time - we've been mutating for millions of years and we still need glasses.

The way evolution is supposed to work is like this: Two hunter-gatherers go looking for some wild game. One guy has keen vision, and he's able to discern which critter is the slowest afoot. He dashes out of the bushes and gathers the animal in his customary fashion (if we're not mistaken the usual technique in prehistoric times was a swift, disabling bite to the throat).

But the other hunter-gatherer has lousy eyesight, and all he sees is a ...

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