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Article: Let's catch some rays In the warm waters off Antigua, Nigel Tisdall has a close encounter with a local lady
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- The Sunday Telegraph London
- Article date:
- July 4, 2004
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Last month, while swimming off the warm, sunny beaches of Antigua,
I picked up a slim and athletic girl called Suzette. She was a great
swimmer, but not much of a looker, with oily eyes raised like
searchlights and her mouth a fleshy gash that could crush a clam.
Slate grey, with a smooth white belly, Suzette was almost five
feet wide and incredibly friendly, but she also came with a deadly
sting in her tail. And when I tried to get close to her, I found the
sea was swarming with several of her super-fit boyfriends, who were
all closely related to sharks, and each boasted two penises.
Suzette was a Southern Atlantic stingray, and my underwater
dallying part of our growing interest in close ...