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Article: Super Bowl -- this party's a real gas
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- Yakima Herald-Republic
- Article date:
- February 5, 2006
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Super Bowl isn't all
that it's cracked up to be. In all of the hysteria over the
Seattle Seahawks' first foray into the Super Bowl, most of us have
forgotten the inevitable result of our collective celebrations: fat
and flatulence.
Sure, you think passing wind is funny. I can hear the laughter
now. Well, get it out of your system. It's all a bunch of hot air
anyway.
Luckily, as a professional journalist, I was sent this urgent e-
mail: "Beer. Wings. Fries. Chicken fingers. Pizza. Subs. Chips'n'
dips. Peanuts, pretzels, Cheetos, Cheez-its ... and lots of soda."
So far the message sounded pretty good to me. But then came the
warning, like a ...