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Variations on an Unknown Theme
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Indiana Review
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July 1, 2008
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1. Contest
I do not want to not win the contest, but in order to avoid not winning the contest, I must enter the contest, so that I have a chance of winning. But if I have a chance of winning, then I have a chance of losing. The solution, of course, is to enter the contest by mistake. Therefore, I must leave my submission lying on the ground. My friend, my lover, or my mom will pick it up, admire its effortlessness and send it in to be judged. Then I will think about something else while I wait to hear I have won.
I know from experience that it works like this: teachers will smile at me in the hall, and peers will whisper and point. At last, someone will stop me in passing and say that good ...
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