Article: Pound sign: Taking on sugar busters

Half the people in this city have made a New Year's resolution to go on the Sugar Busters diet.

I ain't one of them. And I got my reasons.

Last year, my gentleman friend, Lust, had two invitations to one of them real fancy Carnival balls them transformers put on at the St. Bernard Cultural Center I have this clingy dress, all sequined in K&B purple, and when I wear it, there ain't NO mistaking what I am. But when I try it on after Christmas, it don't fit no more.

So my sister-in-law, Gloriosa, she tells me all about Sugar Busters. Now Gloriosa is a size D-cup, and for a while there I think I discovered her secret. But then she explains that even if it is called Sugar Busters, it is ...

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