Article: Don't Throw the Throw Pillows

While the answer to What Women Need is perfectly clear to women, it has been a bedeviling mystery to men ever since the first guy dragged home the wrong wildebeest. "I said small. Does this look small to you, turtle brain? Well, does it? Don't crinkle that brow-ridge at me, Mr. Drag-Home-Whatever-I-Can-Scare-Off-a-Cliff. If you expect me to drop everything and chop this into casserole size, then mating season is over until further notice, and you can pout and drag those knuckles around until you wear them off to the elbow, see if I care."

Men pretty much settle for whatever's easy and stick with it to avoid confusion. Women know exactly what they want and spend half their harried lives ...

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