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Article: think & grin
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- Boys' Life
- Article date:
- November 1, 2005
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PEDRO'S PICK
Carol: Why is basketball sycli a messy sport?
Steve: I don't know. Why?
Carol: Becayse you dribble all over the floor!
-$10 TO BLAKE BROWN, HAVANA, ILL.
A book never written: "There's No Life on Other Planets" by A. Lee Yen.
Andrew Murray, North Mankato, Minn.
Ryan: Why did the turkey get its mouth washed out with soap?
Brian: Why?
Ryan: It used fowl language.
Ryan Langemeier, Scribner, Neb.
First Robber: Let's count how much we got in this robbery!
Second Robber: Aw, I'm tired. Let's look it up in the morning paper.
Judge: Being found guilty as charged, it's 10 days or $50.
Second Robber: I'll take the 50 bucks, your honor!
Judge: The jury has found you innocent of stealing.
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